Be Advised...

To those who are familiar with the way that I do the blog thing, pay no mind to this post. It's just a waste of your time. Sammie has a potty mouth and says what she wants, and this should not be a shocker. Move along. Unless you are bored...

To those who are not familiar with my writing... well... there's a reason why I activated the adult content warning which popped up when you clicked the little link thingy to view my blog. As I said (and as my blog description clearly states), I have a big mouth. I am not the most ladylike of girly-girls.

I'm going to give you a few examples to help you decide whether or not you would like to continue reading my shit (oh, darn... swearing again), and to make it clear that once you make your decision, if you yell at me, I do know how to yell back.

I swear. A lot. I do it constantly. If you can not handle this, don't say I didn't warn you! That warning caution "adult content" thingy should have given you a clue.

I rant and rave. A lot. And it pisses people off, because I'm not afraid to tell people to tell it like it is or to ask questions.

I have a dirty mind and gutter sense of humor. Again... that "adult content" warning.

I am brutally honest. It's self-explainatory. I have no prob telling anyone that they are being stupid. If you don't want my thoughts, don't ask.

All that having been put out there, I want to say one more thing before wrapping this post up and leaving you to whatever the hell you were doing before you started reading...

I am a nice person. I am a good person. I have a mushy, lovey-dovey, kittens and rainbows kind of heart. If you can chill, and keep an open mind, I welcome your thoughts and may even hump your leg to show you how valuable your presence is to me.

I think that says it all. You never know what I'm going to post. Could be artwork, could be my random mumbo jumbo, could be poetry, could be cute stories about adventures in parenting, could be rants about petty vexations, could be nonsense, or I could sit here and ramble on about the people I love. In any case... thanks for giving me a read.